a hippo riding on the back of a giant peregrine falcon photorealistic (Another case of getting the prompt backwards, plus who said the hippo was flying and had wings?)
robot jockeys horse racing on real horses photorealistic (Do those look like real horses to you?)
three frightened scientists in white lab coats in their lab with the entire lab swarming with rodents photorealistic (frightened? Where are the rodents?)
a male yellow labrador retriever talking to a 25-year-old white man in a spring meadow in trinity county california (This guy is 25?!?)
two fur trappers playing hacky sack in the colorado rockies in the 1800s (Basketball is hacky sack?)
cross section of the earth with the animals and insects that live there (Right…)
horses betting on a human foot race (Okay, then)
american civil war soldier at Gettysburg in 1863 playing a bass guitar (Is that really likely?)
a man playing a bass guitar while painting the golden gate bridge high above san francisco bay (For starters, that’s not what I meant)
desperados waiting for a train (I don’t think that’s what Guy Clark had in mind)
a hiker on the pacific crest trail playing a bass guitar as he walks (That looks painful)
goldilocks playing a bass guitar in the style of b. clay shannon (Goldilocks was a Winnie-the-Pooh impersonator?)
peanut butter and chocolate meet in the style of norman rockwell (That’s just plain weird)