AI Hallucinations, Volume 8
Multi-Story Building in the Hudson, Elaborate Painting by a Baby, Mark Twain with a Viotar or Sitolin, and Haywire Deer & Other Critters
Prompt: “trapdoor spider talking to a coyote in the style of audubon”
What’s up with the tiny Coyote out on a limb? And what is that other critter?
Prompt: “1778 captain cook discovers the hawaiian islands”
Why does the British adventurer Cook have an American flag (especially during the American Revolution)? And why is Quasimodo sneakily watching him?
Prompt: “stratocaster in the style of rory gallagher”
Rory didn’t smoke
Prompt: “mandy in the style of barry manilow”
Bing Image Creator refused to even try to generate an image for the prompt “Barry Manilow Mandy,” but it tried creating an image in the style of the smarmy crooner, but … what? Manilow is a pianist, not a guitarist, and he’s a human, not whatever that critter is.
Prompt: “2009 Emergency Landing in the Hudson River”
A skyscraper in the middle of the Hudson River?
Prompt: “northern flicker and red fox in the north woods”
Is that supposed to be a cross between a fox and a flicker?
Prompt: “the cream playing crossroads”
Does that look like Eric Clapton, Jack the Bruce, and Ginger Baker to you?
Prompt: “2010 earthquake in haiti”
There are skyscrapers in Haiti?
Prompt: “homestead in the woods in the trinity alps of california in the style of a baby that hasn't yet been born”
Pretty nifty for someone who hasn’t even been born yet, can’t see well, and doesn’t have much motor control
Prompt: “green bay packers defeat kansas city chiefs in first super bowl 1967”
Where do I begin? The player with the Packers helmet but Chiefs uniform? The “Kansa Baty Packers Uper Bowl” cap?
Prompt: “mark twain petting a cat”
What’s up with the tiny violin/sitar-like instrument?
Prompt: “2020 First U.S. COVID Case”
It seems like the event is being celebrated…?!?
Prompt: “sasquatch doing his taxes in the style of audubon”
What’s up with these deer? Have they been drinking poison? Are they products of a mad taxidermist? Why is one a quasi-trophy embedded in a tree?
