RICK HOUSE (Sung to the melody of "Brick House" by the Commodores)
An Ode to Charred Oak Liqueur (Bourbon), Inspired by a visit to the Wilderness Trail Distillery in Danville, Kentucky
Oh, it's a rick house
It's mighty massive, of that there is no doubt
It's a rick house
The bourbon's stacked and that's a fact
Looking sharp, painted black
Oh, It's a rick house
Tall, sturdy and straight, everybody knows
This is how the stories go
You know it's got everything
To drive a modern Carrie Nation mad, yeah
With Cooper the cat you just can't lose
20,000 barrels of prime Kentucky Straight are on hand
'Cause It's a rick house
It's mega-massive, you know there is no doubt
It's a rick house
21st amendment — it's a fact:
Is never coming back
Oh, It's a rick house
But it's not the only storehouse built on these sprawling grounds
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