SERIALIZATION OF “the Zany Time Travels of Warble McGorkle” – Chapter 58 of 61
Warble Rewrites History and Fails The World By Accomplishing His Goal
Chapter 58
Warble Rewrites History and Fails The World By Accomplishing His Goal
Sadly for just about all concerned, Warble's plan works like gangbusters: All visitors to Woodstock are poisoned with steroids, the bands play militaristic songs, egging the listeners on to random acts of violence, the crowd is converted, and the draft is suspended. Why the latter? The government is swamped with so many volunteers that conscription is no longer necessary.
Peace signs become forgotten relics of a bygone era. Volkswagen goes out of business. Barber shops and soap manufacturers thrive again, and those who “bought low” enjoy boom times in the marketplace. The peace movement is relegated to a footnote in history textbooks.
Now, finally, Warble is satisfied. His work is accomplished, and he decides it's high time for he and his sidekicks to return to their own native place and time period.
Warble enters into the GPS/CPS the following:
Location: Oconomowoc, Wisconsin
Date: July 19th, 2024
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