THE GEEZER (based on Steve Miller’s “The Joker”)
A New Take
Some people call me the space cadet, yeah
Some call me the prankster, gov
Some people call me olde-fashioned
'Cause I speak of the poetic birds above
People talk about me granny
Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong
Well, don't you worry, granny, don't worry
'Cause I'm right here, right here, right at the old folks’ home
'Cause I'm sicker
Oh, my ticker!
I can bicker
And I groan quicker
I play my oldies in the sunroom
I'm a geezer
I'm a wheezer
I'm a midnight peer
I wait for my turn in the can
Ooh, ouch! ouch!
I’d probably read if I could still see
I really love your walker
Can I sit in your seat?
Reminiscing on nostalgia all the time
Ooh wee granny, we sure had a good time
Ooh, my aching back! And knees!
I'm a geezer
I'm a wheezer
I’m a hayfever sneezer … (repeat ad infinitum ad nauseum)