The Sexy New Currency: DonkeydropCoin
Far Preferable to Greenbacks and Bitcoin, et al
I have a pet Donkey named Hodie. I use him to generate, or “mine,” a brand-spankin’-new kind of Currency.
This is how it works: Every day, i take Hodie out for a stroll around the Neighborhood, and let him eat the Grass on the Neighbors’ Lawns. Eventually this results in him making a Deposit on the Street or Sidewalk, a Deposit that i refer to as DonkeydropCoin. Every time he evacuates his Bowels (poops), i chalk it up as another DonkeydropCoin in my Bank Account. ¡It’s like taking Candy from a Baby! I’m happy, and Hodie is happy as the proverbial Clam, so … ¿what’s the downside?
I will go down in history as the Father of DonkeydropCoin, the first example of digested Currency. DonkeydropCoins are far better than Greenbacks, and orders of magnitude superior to Bitcoin. Those Bitcoin miners are fools — ¡the smart Money is on Donkeydropcoin!
¡Get yourself a Donkey! ¡Or a Bull! ¡Or a Heliphino (which is a cross between a Hyena, an Elephant, and a Rhino)! ¡You will be rolling in Dough (and other things)!
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