Why Does Eglon Muskrat Hate My Guts?
Banned from the Platform Previously Known as Twitter
Eglon Muskrat, or Muskmelon, or whatever his name might be, is apparently not twitterpated with me. When I attempted to share one of my recent substack posts (this one) on X (formerly known as Twitter), I got this notification (after first proving I am a humanoid):
I wonder why. I don’t care enough to “submit an appeal,” really, as I don’t read X/Twitter; I just wanted to “get the word out” about my new book. I am a little curious, though. Is it something I said (wrote)? Obviously yes, but what?
You would think X would say what the problem was when they dumped you, right? Something like, “You broke our rules when you wrote <bla>. We don’t accept any mention of time-traveling, talking animals.”
Oh, well. And so it goes.
From the “Curiosity Killed the Cat” Department:
I went ahead and mashed the button to try to get to the bottom of this. This is what I wrote:
I will follow up here with what I hear back from them, if anything.
