Sitemap - 2023 - SOME RAMBLING NOTES FROM A 21st CENTURY GEEZER

Mark Twain, Bible Scholar (1869 Part 5)

Of Time and Revolutions and New Beginnings

CHP Northern California in the 1970s

Firemen in Eureka, California in the 1960s

Working on the Railroad in Missouri in the 1920s

Logging in Northwestern California in the 1920s

AI's Greatest Hits, 31-40

Name That Tune (Bass Riffs #79)

A Mother Helping Her Children do Homework in the 1950s

A Father Teaching His Children Automotive Maintenance in the 1950s

A Mother Teaching Her Teenage Child to Drive in the 1950s

A Father Teaching His Teenage Child to Drive in the 1950s

A Father Teaching His Child How to Operate a Farm Tractor in the 1930s

A Father Teaching His Child How to Ride a Bicycle in the Early 1900s

A Father Teaching His Child Blacksmithing in 1840

A Father Teaching His Son How to Milk a Cow in 1840

A Father Teaching His Son How to Plow in 1840

A Mother Teaching Her Daughter How to Make Clothes in 1840

A Mother Teaching Her Daughter How to Cook in 1840

Visualization of Abraham Lincoln's "My Childhood Home I See Again"

Extracts (1907-1909)

Matthew Arnold's Poem "Dover Beach" Visualized

EAR's "Mr. Flood's Party" Visualized

Emerson's "The Snow-Storm" Visualized

The Fake Billionaire

Robert Frost's "THE ROAD NOT TAKEN" Visualized

Packers to Replay and Repay the Vikings 12/31

Mark Twain, Bible Scholar (1869 Part 4)

Can You Guess the Musical Genre Based on the Instruments?

Roger Miller's "I'd Come Back to Me" Visualized, Part 2 of 2

Roger Miller's "I'd Come Back to Me" Visualized, Part 1 of 2

"The Reader" Visualized

Experiments In AI Image Generation

Name That Tune (Bass Riffs #78)

AI's Greatest Hits 21-30

Wallace Stevens' "The Emperor of Ice-Cream" Visualized

"Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird" Visualized

Lewis Carroll's "Jabberwocky" Visualized

Dr. Twain, I Presume? (1907)

Packers to Prevail Over Panthers On 12/24/23

Mark Twain, Bible Scholar (1869, Part 3)

AI's Greatest Random Hits, 11-20

Pictorial: A Dozen Desert Animals

AI's Greatest Hits, 1-10

Children's Sasquatch Book Released

"Flying, Walking, Crawling, and Swimming Animals of Africa" Now Available (Volume 3 of the Series)

Name That Tune (Bass Riffs #77)

First Angelfish (1906, 1907)

Packers Will Prevail Over the Buck-an-Ears 12/17/2023

The Most Beautiful Animal in the World

Leprechaun Signs Record-Breaking Contract with the L.A. Dodgers

The Next Step in AI Imaging

Mark Twain, Bible Scholar (1869, Part 2)

American Working Men from 1840 - 2030

American Housewives from the 1980s - 2030s

American Housewives from 1840s - 1970s

The Eight G.O.A.T.s of Rock Guitar

Name That Tune (Bass Riffs #76)

A Few "What-If" Pictures of Yosemite in the Style of Non-Landscape Painters

AI Depictions of Yosemite in the Style of Famous Landscape Painters

Bass Guitarists in the Style of Famous Painters

Blood-Soaked Quill (1905)

The Best AI-Images of NFL Teams

Psychedelic Dinosaurs

Packers Over Shrimps to Get to 7-6

Mark Twain, Bible Scholar (1869)

They Can't Stop Playing the Bass, No Matter What Else They're Doing

All Fairy Tale and Fictional Females Played the Bass!

Name That Two-Tune Medley (Bass Riffs #75)

"Flying, Walking, Crawling, and Swimming Animals of Australia" Is Now Available

Too Hot to Handle (1905)

Mark Twain, Bible Scholar (1868)

Prediction: Packers Over Chefs on 12/3/2023 to Even Their Record

Name That Musical Genre (Bass Riffs #74)

Loss of the Last Sibling (1904)

Introducing a New Book Series About Animals

Packers Over the Motor City Madmen

Mark Twain, Bible Scholar (1867)

My Latest Book Earns Me No Profits

Name That Musical Genre (Bass Riffs #73)

Picture & Map Book of Dinosaurs and National Parks

AI Doesn't Know Me, So Guesses

Wheresoever She Was, There Was Eden (Death of Livy, 1904)

My New Children's Book is Now Available

Packers Will Beat the Charcoals 11/19/23

Mark Twain, Bible Scholar (1866)

Name That Musical Genre (Bass Riffs #72)

Vague Instructions Yield Mixed Results (Gold Miners in the Mother Lode)

Vague Instructions Yield Mixed Results (New Madrid Earthquake)

Mythical Creatures and Fictional Characters

Dinosaurs Across Time & Space, Part 3

Dinosaurs Across Time & Space, Part 2

Dinosaurs Across Time & Space, Part 1

Mark Twain's "The Story of the Bad Little Boy"

Torture Chambers and Mad Scientists (1903)

Meatpackers Over Steelworkers on 11/12/23

Mark Twain, Bible Scholar (1865)

My Top Ten Posts (Of Over One Thousand)

Name That Musical Genre (Bass Riffs #71)

Reasons to Quit (Retire ASAP)

Goodbye to Hannibal (1902)

The First Time I'm Not Predicting a Packers Victory (Who Stinkified My Cheese?)

Mark Twain, Bible Scholar (1864)

Elvis Was Overrated; Dawn Powell, Not So Much

Name That Musical Genre (Bass Riffs #70)

Packers Will (Hopefully) Eke Out a Victory Against the Vie-Kings on 10/29

Darkness on the Edge of the 20th Century (1900, 1901)

Mark Twain, Bible Scholar 1861-1863

Name That Musical Genre (Bass Riffs #69)

Hello, Fresh! Goodbye, Stale?

A Skeptical Journalist Interviews Frank Calloway, Part 2

Free and Clear (1898/1899)

New Source for Sundays With Mark Twain

How Sweet This Victory Will Be

The Sexy New Currency: DonkeydropCoin

Style Change Henceforth

Name That Musical Genre (Bass Riffs #68)

Kentucky Travels and Travails

At Bottom a Sterling Man (1897)

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #67)

Escaping Like a Man Possessed (1897)

A Skeptical Journalist Interviews Frank Calloway, Part 1

The Turning-Point of My Life

Packers Will Be Back in the Win Column Against the Lost Wages Fridge-Raiders

Visual Puns and Conundrums

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #66)

A Ruck of Rags (The Tale of Lost Essentials) (1896)

Sayings Which Seem to Contradict Each Other, But (Usually) Don't

Packers To Win Another Close One in Game 4

The Death of Jean (1909)

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #65)

Green Bay Hosts the Aints at Their Home Opener

Around-the-World Lecture Tour (1895, 1896)

Masochistic Me

Eve's Diary: Translated from the Original (1905)

Everyman's Team (G.B.P.) Morph Into the Falconers This Week

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #64)

Vigilance, Initiative, Matzoh Bread, and Cherry Kool-Aid (Prison Chronicles #6)

“Meeting the Wiley Wizard of Wall Street (1893) and Bankruptcy (1894)”

Ken Fears For His Life After Refusing to Participate in a Riot (Prison Chronicles #5)

Peyton Harbors No Prejudice and Displays Courage (The Prison Chronicles #4)

“A Dog’s Tale” (1903), Part 3 (Last)

What Kind of Animal Are You? (The Prison Chronicles #3)

Alarming Initial Experience (Prison Chronicles #2)

I'm Back in Green and Gold

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #63)

I've Been In and Out of Prison Hundreds of Times (The Prison Chronicles #1)

“Death of Jane Lampton Clemens” (1890)

“A Dog’s Tale” (1903), Parts 1 & 2

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #62)

“The Pendulum and the Pit” (1889)

“Extracts from Adam's Diary” (1897)

My Experience with Small Claims Court

Dumb Kid / Silly Geezer

A Life (So Far) at a Glance

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #61)

“Susy’s Truncated Biography” (1885)

“The First Writing-Machines” (1904)

One Perfect Thing ... Three Perfect Things?

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #60)

“The Veriest Trash” (A Rattling Tiptop Puff) (1885)

“The Man that Corrupted Hadleyburg” Part 4 (Conclusion) (1899)

More Than All the Money in the World

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #59)

The 12 Minor Scales for the Bass Guitar

The 12 Major Scales for the Bass Guitar

Meet Me on the River — (1883)

Sherlocking the Octaves, and How to Play Any Note With Any Chord

“The Man that Corrupted Hadleyburg” Part 3B (1899)

An Introduction to Triads for the Bass Guitar

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #58)

Spicy Food and Moving Music

The Three Days (Mistress of the Emergency) — (1881)

“The Man that Corrupted Hadleyburg” Part 3A (1899)

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #57)

Pfeiffer Beach In Big Sur

A Wink Swallowed by an Earthquake (1880)

Yet More Misleading and/or Discombobulating Prose from Overworked (or Nonexistent?) Editors

“The Man that Corrupted Hadleyburg” Part 2B (1899)

Grocery Shopping Is More Complicated Than You Think

The Difference Between Country Music and Country & Western Music

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #56)

In Praise of Fanatics

The Deliltification of Roy G. Biv

The Birth of Jean (1880)

"The Man that Corrupted Hadleyburg" Part 2A (1899)

Life Lessons from the World of Music

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #55)

The Know-It-All Knows Nothing

Runaway Remarks and Carriages (1877)

“The Man that Corrupted Hadleyburg” (1899) Part 1B

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #54)

Autobiographical Fiction (1876)

“The Man that Corrupted Hadleyburg” (1899) Part 1A

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #53)

American High Gothic (1874)

“My Boyhood Dreams” (1900)

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #52)

WE DON'T LIKE THE COLORS OF YOUR FUR, WHACK BLITE!

Birth of Clara (1874)

Another Batch of Boo-Boos from the Press

Extreme Gothic Flora

“My First Lie, and How I Got Out of It” (1898)

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #51)

The Gilded Age (1873)

“Private History of the ‘Jumping Frog’ Story” (1894), Part 2

June Jaunt in Garrapata

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #50)

Death of Langdon (1872)

“Private History of the ‘Jumping Frog’ Story” (1894), Part 1

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #49)

More Bilingual Books (English +...)

10 English/Spanish Books

Birth of Susy (1872)

Is He Living, or Is He Dead? (1893), Part 2

Value-Added Versions of Twain's Books

More Editing Fails (Bad Mothers and Intruding Butts)

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #48)

All-Time Colored Baseball Team

Birth of Langdon and Move to Hartford (1870, 1871)

Is He Living, or Is He Dead? (1893), Part 1

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #47)

Little Sammy in Fairyland (1870)

Of Crooks and Cabbages

“Traveling With A Reformer” (1893), Part 2

Now I Know Why I've Always Liked Tartans and Bagpipes

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #46)

Fanfare for the Common Man (1869)

“Traveling With A Reformer” (1893), Part 1

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #45)

You Have Your Own Microculture, or Virtual DNA (IOW, "Personality")

Labors of Love (1868)

“The Californian's Tale” (1893), Part 2

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #44)

Courtship of Livy (1867-1869)

“The Californian's Tale” (1893), Part 1

THE GEEZER (based on Steve Miller’s “The Joker”)

Mark Twain Performances in Salinas (5/6/23) and Monterey (6/6/23)

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #43)

First Sight of Livy (1867)

Flood Stories from Around the World and a Hydrodynamics Challenge

“Last Words of Great Men” (1889)

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #42)

Common Expressions that Came from the Bible

Lion By Attrition (1867)

“English as She is Taught” (1887), Part 2

Wildlife Photographer Extraordinaire Bob Western

Comparing the A.I. Text Generators ("Chatbots") from OpenAI, Google, and Microsoft, Part 2

Comparing the A.I. Text Generators ("Chatbots") from OpenAI, Google, and Microsoft, Part 1

Don't Be So Predictable

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #41)

Making It in the Big Apple (1867)

How I Would Teach History

“English as She is Taught” (1887) Part 1

A.I. Cannot Replace Human Writers

The 10 Best Popular Song Lyrics

How Much Is Your Child Worth?

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #40)

Fake Holdup (1866)

Where Did You Come From?

“Private History of a Campaign that Failed” Part 3 of 3 (1885)

Things Are Not Always What They Seem

The Greatest Trash-Talker Ever

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #39)

Trodding the Boards (1866, 1867)

“Private History of a Campaign that Failed” Part 2 of 3 (Written 1885)

"Look, Ma, I'm Spider-Man!"

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #38)

Burlingame and The Hornet (1866)

“Private History of a Campaign that Failed” Part 1 of 3 (1885)

The Average Person Hates Math

Medicare Is Kind of Scammish

The Difference Between Tone and Notes

Of Dreams, Movies, and Sports Fanatics

Name That Tune (Bass Riff #37)

The Rainbow Islands (1866)

“Taming the Bicycle” (1884) — Part 2 of 2

What Indians and Pirates Had In Common

How to Make the Most Salubrious Smoothie

Name That Tune (Bass Riddle #36)

Police Brutality, Jackass Gulch, the Jumping Frog, and an Epiphany (1864, 1865)

“Taming the Bicycle” (1884) — Part 1 of 2

Millions of Dolphins and Trillions of Plants Can't Be Wrong

Name That Tune (Bass Riddle #35)

Aborted Duel and Absquatulation (1864)

“The McWilliamses and the Burglar Alarm” (1882)

Today's Live Mark Twain Performance

Name That Tune (Bass Riddle #34)

Awakening Out Of A Long Sleep, and Death of Jennie (1863, 1864)

The News Follies, Revisited (Spelling, Grammar, and Logic Errors)

“On The Decay of the Art of Lying” (1880)

Name That Tune (Bass Riddle #33)

New American Short Story Anthology Available

Stretching and Reporting the Truth (1862-1864)

Mark Twain's "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" Now Available for Free in an English/IPA Version

“A Helpless Situation” (1906)

Examples of ChatGPT Output

Examples of AI-Generated Art

Name That Tune (Bass Riddle #32)

Mining and Milling, and the Blind Lead (1861, 1862)

"The Loves of Alonzo Fitz Clarence and Rosannah Ethelton” (1878), Part 4 (Last)

Name That Tune (Bass Riddle #31)

Chapter 27 of "Rebel With a Cause: Mark Twain's Hidden Memoirs"

"The Loves of Alonzo Fitz Clarence and Rosannah Ethelton” (1878), Part 3 of 4

Steadfast John Moore

THE ADVENTURES OF MARK TWAIN, Part 2

THE ADVENTURES OF MARK TWAIN

Name That Tune (Bass Riddle #30)

A Tramp in Mud Time (1861)

"The Loves of Alonzo Fitz Clarence and Rosannah Ethelton” (1878), Part 2

Anna Williams, SuperTeacher

Name That Tune (Bass Riddle #29)

Saved by the Belles (1861)

The Loves of Alonzo Fitz Clarence and Rosannah Ethelton (1878), Part 1 of 4

Stephen Reddy, DDS

Name That Tune (Bass Riddle #28)

Archangel of Peace (1861)

English/IPA Book Now Available on Amazon

"History Repeats Itself”